This bag is all Samantha Jones! The gold color, tote shape and logo all over, I can totally see one of our favorite television characters of all time rocking this thing to the beach. While we aren’t all quite so glamorous, we can always modify the looks so that we can get away with the bag in real life. The Fendi Matrioska A Tote retails for $805 and can be purchased at saks.com

Leather and linex mix with signature Fendi logo.

I like this bag because the color is natural with just a bit of a sheen to it. The shape isn’t anything to write home about, but there’s a nice pocket in front and durable woven handles that won’t slip if you’re running for the subway with grocery bags.The Fendi Selleria Leather Satchel is available at saks.com for pre-order and retails for $1,840.

Soft tumbled leather with contrast whipstitch detail and woven handles.

This gray and brown variegated patchwork of coated calfskin looks like something that crawled out of the 1980s. The colors clash completely, and the fact that the bag is convertible (the handle can be folded so as to carry it like a clutch) only makes it doubly offensive.

• Variegated patchwork of coated calfskin
• Rolled leather handle; 6.5″ drop
• Handle can be folded over for clutch carry
• Zip top closure with snap at one end; zipper is flanked by rectangular acrylic pieces with inset leather and suede panels
• Fine textile lining
• Interior leather-trimmed zip pocket
• 18″x 9″ (with acrylic panel folded over)x 2″
• Made in Italy

Signature print on laminated canvas with patent leather trim and contrast stitch detail.

Ultra-rich leather is finished with woven double top handles and wristlet accent.

OMG,Fendi what the hell is this? Achieving what might have once seemed impossible, Fendi has finally crossed over to the very darkest of dark sides. Forget the heinousness of the Fendi to You purses; they have nothing on this Sequin and Wool Embellished Tote. Words are just about to fail me, but let’s see if I can sputter out a few keywords: Cheapo-looking disc details, bird feather-like fringed wool trim, ugly, $7190.